For those who speak fluent sarcasm — this one's for you.
This engraved 8oz black stainless steel flask says it all: "There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care." Whether you're tired of small talk, dodging drama, or just want a flask that matches your mood, this bold design brings the attitude.
Perfect as a gag gift, party favor, or for that friend who always keeps it real.
✔ Flask Details: 8oz capacity Full stainless steel with a matte black finish Laser engraved for a permanent design Leak-proof screw cap Fits easily in a pocket, purse, or bag
How to Order: No personalization needed — just select your quantity and add to cart. Want to add a name or occasion on the back? Message me for custom engraving options!
